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Added October 8, 2026

Officially Sucks

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I built a website for people who have said “that’s stupid” and clicked anyway. Officially Sucks is a browser entertainment experience: choose one first name, hear “[name] sucks” three times, and get a shareable humorous certificate. It is a joke for adults 18+, self-roasts, fictional names and friends in on it. Free to browse; the declaration experience is optional and paid. New names start at C$1 before tax; payments collectively fund higher price levels. The ten-day paid experiment ends October 17, 2026. Submitted by the maker.
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$35USD every 3 months

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  • Whop handles the checkout. We never see your card.

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